It's a dog life.

scared the shit out of you or not with the above? You know who is this or not. Not some random unfamous person neh, it's Xia Xue! I adored her 100% but this picture is damn epic. It's a combination of scary + amused + clown. Xia Xue! You're so brave for posting this up.

and this, let me introduce you to this handsome fellow. Name = Unknown.

My aunt has her home grooming services occasionally, I remember she done this before in the past? So, guessed what, she groom this male dog (bath, clip nails, a trim) @ RM40. Reasonable or not? Are you interested? Only available during Weekends only and limited to facebook friends only!!!! Pm me there =)

Other than this very silly home business, I have 2 stories to shared, about dogs too. Lets begin!

Story 1

My godparents's back lane neighbour is keeping their pet dog, the size of an average non-pedigree in a cage the size of a peanut! I'm certainly not joking! It's already damn fucking small, and the worst is, the owners stored pails inside the cage as well. WTFFFF!!! What should I do?! I wanna call the SPCA but then, if I complain, the owners will know it came from my godparents house because only we can see the dog from all angles! I don't want to cause a row with the adults and me too. :(

I'm so selfish :( I hate myself.

Story 2

Today I saw the third fattest dog (in my whole life) wandering alone around the streets nearby grams's house. My popo recognizes the dog and the owner but she doesn't know where they live. So she told me to accompany the dog (and mind you, it was freaking 3pm and the sun was high up and blistering hot) so I approach the dog (WARNING : DO NOT GRAB//TOUCH THE DOG SUDDENLY or it will bite you in self defense. Slowly talk to it and let it smell your scent and let the animal approach you by itself). The dog is so freaking big and fat =.=

So I told the dog to follow me because it didn't wear a collar but it practically only moved a few steps and resigned. -.- So I walk along it looking left right ahead behind for any signs of the owner. NONE! And after like 5 minutes walking around and standing under the sun, a man, a very dark skinned man riding a motor honk honk at the dog and guessed what, the dog ran after the man.

At that time, I was thinking 2 things.

i) is the dog chasing a motor?! OMG

ii) that couldn't be the owner right. He looks nothing like a chinese man (as described by my popo)

So I followed the dog and hoping I didn't lost them and yeap, they stopped at a house not far away from the original standing point. The house was under renovation so when I saw the man, I asked in MALAY!!!! (so shameful, damn!) because I thought he was one of the construction workers. (more damn) I asked "Ini anjing awak ar?" He replied "Yalar". So I respond again in malay "Ohhh. Saya nampak anjing kat tepi jalan so I nak tolong dia cari rumah dia." Can't really remember what he said but I was very pleased at the time cause the dog went home already.

So went I reach home, I told everyone I kinda saved the dog's life (kononnya**) and my popo asked me how I know where the dog lived and I told her the dog followed the construction worker home bla bla bla. She asked me how the man looked like so I told her, dark skinned, kinda stout and well built bla bla bla. Then she told me "yahs, thats the owner."

I'm like wtf, you said chinese. She said HE WAS CHINESE! Only very dark skinned. DAMN. So shameful I spoke to him in malay. He must be thinking I went bonkers or something. Chinese speak to chinese in malay. ARRRRGH....!!!!! :(

Story of my life. Weekend stayed at home. Sad. Best friends have own life and my pocket is not doubling the cash. NO MORE SHOPPING! effective once I finish purchasing my dream clothes. Now I'm kinda lusting over pencil skirts and pumps. Any ideas?

P::S : SUSHI KING PROMO WEEK!!! yeay for salmons